silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

asian:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

I FEEL SO SAD SEEING THE DOG’S FACE

OH MY GOD

Are you into BDSM? — Anonymous

neilnevins:

I’ve always been a fan of Bob Dylan’s Sensual Music 

whedonverseappreciation:

Whedonverse Appreciation | Zoe Washburne
 - [3/4] Zoe/Wash Interactions

Shindig [2]

16stolenxpaperthin:

I saw our future.

For Rachel. A SUPER-BELATED Happy Birthday to you, sweetie. ;3
Also for my Breaking Benjamin buddy whom I now adore because you realized where my blog title came from <3

harry potter + tumblr text posts

osointricate:

I want to play this game before it gets old.

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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