Christos Anesti and Joyeaux Paques!

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terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
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HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

saltfree:

Dean is like the sun because he’s cute as hell and keeps ppl alive and is usually drawn as a cute cartoon but he can also kill u and it also hurts to look at him sometimes do u feel me

"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."

“It’s a button. Now press the fuck out of that button.”

Overheard a guy describing the clitoris

posted on April 20th with 4 notes
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herhmione:

headcanon that james potter matured from his immature younger self and helped save snape from most likely being killed by remus and supported remus because he couldn’t find a job and fought against voldemort not only because he loved a muggle-born but because it was the right thing to do and oH WAIT that’s canon hmm i almost forgot james was more than an “arrogant bullying toe rag who constantly picked on snape”

  • Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
  • Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

BEARD GAME TOO STRONG

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