(Source: aintborntipycal, via doomslock)
#And if you try to say that Dean was the first one to call Castiel Cas I will break your nose #and your fingers
THEORY: the word ‘food’ is a contraction of ‘fucking good’
Moriarty is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. She is the organizer of half that is evil and nearly all that is undetected in this great city. She is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker. She has a brain of the first order.
(Source: ameliatully, via fallincastiel)
a poem about bugs
if it can fly
it should die
this is probably what metatron was thinking
(via claricedemedici)
since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words
(Source: ap0the0sis, via catstiel)
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
