You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already
WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP
GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS
Canada cast as the child whose Mommy and Daddy hate each other but still occasionally fuck.
wait important question, who are you rooting for in the Olympics?
Canada. Then the USA, if their fuckwit shenanigans don’t annoy me too much. Then England, because Bailey is there and sends me postcards. Then Germany, because Janet is there and Janet brings me chocolate. Then Taiwain because Annie introduced me to hotpot. Then Greece because we invented the damn thing. Then Japan because their movies are funny and their porn is scarring. Then Pakistan because you and they need someone to root for them. Then Luxembourg because tea. Then India because Pooja and my friend Tanvi and the Shiva statue in my room glares at me ferociously if I don’t. And then Papua New Guinea because I know they’ll win at shotpot if nothing else.